March 2012
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February 2012
2 posts
Jeff and Fuck Go to Candyland (Part 1)
[So everyone knows, this is the first part of a story I threw together while on cough medicine at about 4 AM. I can’t remember most of what I wrote, and after I get some rest, and hopefully come down off the various medicines that are attempting to fix my shitty body, I’m terrified to see what I wrote. This will never be published because I would be sued by about fifty different...
January 2012
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October 2011
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Praise Allah: dead-dreamer said: Okay I’m an... →
ourhorsesvomitblood:
dead-dreamer said:
Okay I’m an atheist and I think this a little out of line. Yeah I totally disagree with the anon but belittling their religion isn’t helping anybody. Stick to facts and logic and there’s nothing they can do back. Resort to this and your equally bad
But think about it, man. God does give and take life, and he’s certainly killed his fair share of...
September 2011
3 posts
When you wake up in the middle of the night and aren’t quite sure what’s a dream, and what’s real, so then you start humping the person next to you like there’s no tomorrow. But then they’re still pretty much asleep so you come out to the computer to be sad with yourself.
Time machine shows up on your doorstep. First thing you do—
Go back in time and punch Oscar Wilde in the face for being such a douchebag.
August 2011
11 posts
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ourhorsesvomitblood:
sirzacktogo:
Why is your blog so quality?
bby i wuz born dis way
She means “Wuh-hay.”
If I was black, I’d let people be as racist and offensive as they wanted. I’d just shrug and say “My dick is still gigantic.” And that would be that.
I’m tired and I’m grumpy. But so this doesn’t seem like an angsty pissed-off post, here is a picture of a kitten.
EDIT: Upon reflection, that cat is definitely gazing up at my statement like “Bitch, shut up.”
One thing I’ve discovered I don’t like about Tumblr: “Look at all of the stuff I’ve reblogged from other people. I’m so original and unique.”
The best part about Tumblr is that I can show you guys random shit I find amusing. Here is a brain cupcake.
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Well That Was a Downer
I try not to post serious things, because no one likes serious things. So enough of that, eh?
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Sleep is for the Dead
I just wrote a long entry about the philosophical questions surrounding sleep, then decided that was boring and deleted it. Ever wonder how many great thinkers out there decided something they wrote was boring, even though it might have been the single most brilliant thought ever to be produced? Not saying my thoughts about sleep are anything special, I’m just making a point. That said,...
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Consider this a placeholder while I set things up and make myself interesting.